Late Night Date!

Well idk if you can really consider what I just did a date. I just started talking to this guy I met today and we met up about an hour ago and were just talking and hanging out with each other, you know, getting to know one another; there was no sex I promise lol. I really enjoyed it, he's cool, down to earth, and lets not forget sexy. I don't know why I'm blogging about it because I have a bad time with things when I announce them too early. I think I'm jinxing myself, but I just wanted to would that be considered a date? there was no going out to eat, it was just he and I talking about stuff. I liked it a lot, but I'm just asking if that's considered a date. Not that it really matters. I'm not one of those people that HAS to go out eating or some extravagant thing in order to consider it a date. my ideal date would be to go mini golfing and/or to a batting cage so we can actually talk and have fun. I don't like going to the movies because we don't talk we just sit there and watch the damn movie; however I would like to watch a movie in the house, cuddled up with a guy. See, I'm a very simple person. some people get the wrong idea abut me based off of my appearance and some of the things I say. I don't like having 1 night stands, I don't like sex on the first day, I don't like going out to eat as a first date, I'm not high maintenance AT ALL! I'm just... Kenny.

OH, and let me tell you guys what the fuck I heard as I was going to meet the guy. The guy doesn't live that far from me, so I walked down the street to see him. While I was walking, I heard a lady speaking loudly so I'm looking around trying to figure out where the hell it's coming from. The closer I get the more I could understand what the words the lady was saying. THEN when I got by the house I heard "Oh yeah, Spank that ass" and "you like this fat culo?" My eyes got so big!!!! No these people were NOT fucking with the window open and no she was NOT being that loud! LMAO I guess she really had no shame; I ain't mad at her. oh and F.Y.I "culo" means "ass" in Spanish, just in case you didn't know.

Now I'm gonna get to the school work I was supposed to do YESTERDAY! lol Later, Dolls!

YOU Are Doing a Bit Much!

so i was just going through one of my friends twitpic's when i cam across this screen cap:

I DIED laughing at this shit! If we have trust issues it does NOT give you the right to take a gun and fuck me in the ass with it to force me to trust you. thats a bit much. and the guy is a fool, in my opinion, for staying with that fucking nut job! if you wanted me to trust you all you had to do is prove your trust worthy by staying faithful or something. Fucking me with a gun is a bit extreme, don't you think? and the guy says "We never had trust issues again". Not only would we not have trust issues again, we would NEVER be together again.

Embarrassing Sex Story

Ok so this is a bit of a random blog. I was sitting up in my room watching TV and something I saw reminded me of this time when I was like 15. I was in my boyfriend's(at the time) room and we were kissing and shit getting ready to have sex. All of a sudden, his uncle went into the bathroom that was pretty close to his room and I guess he thought no one was in my ex's room because he let it RIP in that bathroom LMAO. Omg he was farting so loud and shooting poop like crazy. I'm so serious right now! it was like one of those over dramatized scenes in the movies when someone has to poop really badly. We tried to be quiet, but couldn't help our laughter. I mean, what could be a bigger buzz kill for sex that something like that? it was some really funny shit. I wonder if my ex remembers that day. Lol


Anyway, do you guys have any stories like this? You were about to have sex and something just TOTALLY killed it? Let me know, I REALLY want to see some juicy stories lol.Later, Dolls! embarrassing

I Am NOT a Prostitute!

Why in the hell do people on the street come up to me saying nasty shit like this? i undersatnd that, yes, i post half naked pics of myself on the web, but thats not my actual personality. i am FAR from sexual. i dont flaunt my shit on the streets and bring in attention... at least not that attention.