Movie Review: The Tooth Fairy

Let me tell you guys about this HORRID movie my boyfriend made me watch! So on Sunday I went over to his house after he told me he wanted me to see this movie he has. I went over thinking it was going to be good by the way he described it. So I get there and within the first 5 minutes of this film I was already HIGHLY disappointed. So basically, back in the day this lady used to lure little kids to her home when they were about to lose their last baby tooth. She would tell them that she would trade them something that they really wanted for the tooth, but when they tried to give it to her she'd just kill them. NOW, let me stop right there for a second. The first scene of the movie just about shows you all of this and what made me disappointed the most was how the bitch was killing people with a toy Axe! YES, a toy Axe! I'm sure that's not what they wanted it to seem like, but that's what the fuck it was and what it looked like! So I'm sitting there laughing at the first fake ass murder seen with ketchup(I'm assuming) flying on the walls in unbelievable patterns and wondering why the hell the lady didn't sound like a lady. Like honestly, the bitch sounded like a drag queen that smoked a little too much. Anyway, the movie goes on to show this 12 year old girl named Pamela and her mom on their way to a Bed and Breakfast that her moms fiancé had just opened up. They get their and Pam starts searching around the place and soon becomes friends with a ghost of one of the kids the Tooth Fairy killed. She doesn't know the girl is a ghost tho. Pam gets into an accident and looses her last baby tooth and that's when the Tooth Fairy starts coming after her. I'm going to take a step back again. The mom's fiancé quit his job of being a lawyer to open up a bed and breakfast pretty much in the middle of nowhere... Now I don't know about guys, but if I go to school for 8+ years I am not quiting the job I get for ANYTHING. Even if that bed and breakfast was his "passion" why the hell would he open it in a place he isn't going to make any money at? And why was every woman in the movie a blonde? the only female in the movie that wasn't a blonde was Pamela.

Back to the movie, there was like 2 other people staying there(some blonde chick and some guy) that basically just wanted to fuck each other... Look I'm tired so I'm about to tell you how they kill the dumb bitch lol. The still her tooth box and burn her. It took them forever to kill her tho because I guess the fire wasn't doing enough so they had to spray more gasoline and burn her more. once she died all the little ghosts of the kids that she killed came and took their tooth and supposedly flew off into heaven. What I don't get is how the hell did the kids know what tooth was theirs? there were like 30 teeth in that damn box and they all just picked em up and assumed it was theirs. And while the Tooth Fairy was still burning she was running after Pam with that damn toy Axe. every time she swung it at her she missed which was really dumb, she could have just thrown it. The way the Tooth Fairy killed this one hippy lady was pretty awesome tho. I mean it looked so fake, but if it was executed better it would've been an interesting thing to see.

Basically everything about this movie was just awful. The acting, the characters, the stunts, the weapons, the plot.. it all sucked! I was so mad at him for making me watch this movie, but he said since he had to sit there and watch it so did I lol. I had never heard of this movie before Sunday, and now I know why. It was made sometime in 2006 and if you guys are interested in seeing it, you should see if you can find it anywhere. I wouldn't recommend it, but hey, do what you want lol.

Model of the Week: Thiago Drewry

"Control" - Character Bio: Dereon&Omari

As promised, I'm posting the character bios of the first 2 main characters of my book "Control" which I am working hard on perfecting. The picture above I'm pretty sure some of you may recognize as an older pic of mine. I re-edited it to make it fit the way I want the cover of my book to look. It won't look exactly like this, but I have no camera to take a new pic so I'm using this as sort of a rough draft; You should get the basic image I'm going for. I will use this image for every blog post that's completely about the book. Ok so these first 2 characters are twins named Dereon and Omari. These 2 characters were formed by my perception of myself. Dereon has my personality just a lot more toned down, in the beginning of the story and Omari is me just way more blunt, rude and Obnoxious; I pretty much made him by thinking about the thuggish persona I have in some of my photos. I wanted the first couple chapters of my book to be about 1 main character each until all 7 or 8 were covered, but I thought putting the twins together would be a great idea. One of my close friends, Kimo, likes the 1st chapter very much and so do I. I didn't in the beginning, but after making a lot of alterations I'm in love. So here are their character bios:

Dereon Evans

Dereon is 23 years old, 5’11” and weighs about 160 lbs. He’s African American with a medium brown skin complexion and eyes that are a dark jade green color. His eyes change to a dark glowing blue color while he’s using his powers. He has lips that are in the middle of not too big and not too small, that even more complement his already soft facial features. He has a swimmers type body, but doesn’t flaunt it like his brother does; he’s a bit too shy for it. The body he has is perfectly suited for the American Eagle/Abercrombie and Fitch clothes he frequently wears. Dereon isn’t very active so it’s a wonder how his body stays as toned as it is. He’s more on the chill and laid back side as opposed to his brother whom can’t sit still to save his life. Being an all-around pretty much calm guy, Dereon doesn’t function on emotion too much, he functions more on logic; Thinking things through rather than acting on impulse.

Dereon is the type of person that accepts everyone for who they are. He doesn’t dislike any one group of people because of prejudice thinking; being gay, he knows the feeling of being discriminated against by people that know nearly nothing about you. However, he will dislike a certain person because of an action they’ve taken against him. Being so down to the earth and humble is really one of his greatest qualities; that and he is very smart. His worst quality is his so obvious weakness which is his fear of insects. Basically since he was a kid he’s been very much afraid of bugs and can’t seem to get over the phobia. He’s very good at controlling his abilities, but put a bug around him and all hell breaks loose and he loses that control, even with the smaller bugs.

Dereon has amazing telepathic and telekinetic abilities. Being a telepath grants him the power to read minds, project his thoughts into the minds of others, and mentally stun people, among other things. Having telekinetic abilities allows him to levitate and manipulate objects and others, including his self; allowing him to fly and generate force fields. He also has partial precognition abilities. This ability is uncontrollable and come to him as visions at random times.

Omari Evans

Just like his twin brother, Omari is 23, 5’11”, but weight about 5 lbs more. He also has the same facial features except for eye color. Omari’s eyes are a sapphire blue color until he uses his powers. They then become a dark glowing green. Because their eyes so closely match the color of the others almost completely, they look like the other when they’re using their powers. Omari works out and is a lot more active that his brother so, naturally, his body is a lot more muscular and defined. His attire is much different than his brother’s as well. Omari dresses almost identically to that of the rappers you see on T.V today. His personality is also opposite of his brothers being as he’s obnoxious and rude to just about everyone. Omari only cares for a handful of people and his brother is at the top of that list. The quickest way to set off his temper is to do something bad to Dereon.

Omari’s best and worst quality is his quick temper. When he’s angry his abilities get stronger, but he also tends to lose control; getting him angry would be one of the worst mistakes you’d ever make in your life. Omari is very impulsive and functions on his emotions. Nothing he does is completely thought through and it’s the way he’s always been. When he’s very angry, he becomes a very powerful force to be wrecked with.

Omari has weather animation and manipulation abilities. He can create any form of precipitation like rain or fog and can make winds all the way up to and including hurricane force; he can also travel as fast as those winds can while still having the ability to breathe normally and be protected against air friction when traveling at those high speeds. With his ability to create and manipulate the weather, he can raise and lower the humidity and/or temperature in his surrounding area, and has limited immunity to extreme heat or cold.  He can induce lighting and other atmospheric effects and can also direct the path of them with his hands. He flies by creating winds strong enough to carry himself and others.

My Weekend Was AMAZING!

So how was everyone's weekend? Mine was GREAT! Friday I went out with the guy I've been talking to for a bit and I met some of his friends and OMFG were they wild lol. They all wanted to get me drunk since they were drinking, but ya'll know Kenny is not one to be getting drunk so I only had a little. Because I hadn't eaten all day drinking the little bit of alcohol got me SOOO tipsy! I need to remember never to do that again lol. not before long the boy(David) asked me if I would be his boyfriend. Now idk if it was the alcohol or what, but I said yes even tho we've only been talking for 2 weeks. I like and all, but I planned on dating people for a longer time than that AND he asked in front of all those people, I didn't wanna embarrass him :(. So now Kenny K. Royal is off of the market, but do NOT get it twisted, I will always be the sexual, foul mouthed, outspoken, and ditzy Kenny you all know and love :). And don't think I'm going to become one of those people that talks about their relationship all the time because I'm not that kind of person. I'm open about so much in my life, but I keep certain details about things to myself(unless you're a best or REALLY close friend). My relationships, school, and things that really affect me emotionally are all things that I don't speak to much on. I may talk about them, but I won't get into detail unless I believe it's necessary.

So pretty much all weekend I spent time with him and now school is back in :( after only a week for a break! this SUCKS BALLS! I'm going to get through this tho lol. Anyway, I hope you guys had a nice weekend. I'll BYL(blog you later), Dolls!

Full Head of Hair!

So last night I made a some more clip in hair pieces for when I go Blonde I can wear them through my entire head. As you can see in the photos they are not my right color. My "natural" blond shade is more of a medium to dark golden blond. So in 4 months(maybe sooner) when I go to the salon to get my hair colored back to blond, I'm going to have them color my extensions too. If it costs too much extra money for them to do that I'll just try my hardest to dye it myself so it can blend correctly. Right now the hair is a strawberry blond shade so it shouldn't be that hard to change it.

It took me about an hour and a half to make all the hair pieces last night, but that was because I kept taking breaks. It might have been just an hour or 45 mins had I not. The hair hair i bought from sally's is a bit thin so What I did was just double it up. I would measure the length of my head where the hair was going to go then I would cut a piece off then line that piece up with another until they matched perfectly and cut again. Sew them to a clip on each end of the weft and BAM, you got hair. If you're better at sewing it'll cut your time in half as well. It may be a bit time consuming, but at least you're not over paying for something right?

O.k, I'm done. I'll Blog you Dolls later :)

Eminem ft. Rihanna "Love the Way You Lie"

OMMFG this video is the BEST! Where has Eminem been all my life with this song AND video??? If he doesn't win a Video of the Year award or Best Video award for this I think I may have to punch a bitch in the face, especially after Beyonce won for "Video Phone" which in my opinion SUCKED ASS! I mean, the more I see "Video Phone" I kind of like it a little, but I still feel that it was a bad choice of a video. Now THIS video is the SHIT. The actors chose for it were awesome. I am specifically happy to see Megan Fox because she's so fucking sexy; I might have to go straight for her! The editing was on point, it was all just executed so well. This is one my favorite videos of the last 2 years by FAR and My FAVORITE video of this year. I can't see how anything would top this.

Keys, You May Want to Leave Nicki Alone. This Bitch is Your Problem!

So we all know Nicki Minaj's biggest hater is basically doing nothing, but... hating on Nicki Minaj. While she is STILL doing that, nicki is making more money and on her grind to a level she may never see. So her point is? To get publicity basically, that's what I see. Anyway, last night my friend posted a link on twitter of this rapper named "Shy Lady Heroin" and she went OFF on Keys. I thought Keys went hard on Nicki, but this girl went even HARDER, in my opinion. I wonder what Keys is going to say about this. Hopefully she gets some new fucking material instead of coming for Nicki as hard as she did with her hatin ass. Just watch the vid and decide. It's pretty good. i wanna hear more from her.

Model of the Week: Jay Musba

You Only Hang With Me When I'm What You Want Me To Be?

Chris Crocker posted this video today and I completely agree with everything he said in the video. He decided to cut his hair and dress a bit more masculine, but I still liked him when he was more feminine. No matter what he looks like, I like him because of his personality; isn't that how it should be?  Why do we focus so much on whats on the outside and basically leave the inside to rot? Maybe it's because of the lack of confidence we have within ourselves. before I built my confidence to be what it is today, I wouldn't be caught dead hanging around a guy that dressed femininely, but now I don't care at all. We focus so much on what other people will think or what they'll say and it really takes away your ability to take the good this world has to offer. People are going to either hate you or love you, you can't do too much about it. There are tons of people that don't like me simply because I am who I am, but do you think I'm going to change for them? If you don't like me you don't have to be around me(That's one less fake person I need in my life). I remember when I first started wearing makeup I lost a friend because he said "Make up is for girls. stop wearing it or we can't be friends!", I cut him out of my life so quickly. FIRST OF ALL, Who the fuck are you to tell me what I can or can not do? Secondly, makeup is to emphasize or enhance your beauty, It's society that labeled it to be for girls. Kenny K. Royal does what he wants to do, you don't like it? BYE!

It's disgusting to me how people will only want to hang around you if you play into their image of what you should look like. If you wear anything that is not to their standard, it's a problem. If I don't want to hang around you, it's not because of your looks, it's because of your personality. I don't like hanging around loud and obnoxious people. Not because I don't want other people to think badly of me, it's because those types of people annoy me. If we walk into the mall and you're the LOUDEST person there, screaming acting a ghetto ass mess and being rude to people... Kenny is leaving you. I've said this before, I don't think anyone is above or below me, I treat everyone equally. I would never tell someone how they should or shouldn't act unless they asked my opinion. I'm not perfect and never will I claim to be, so how would I be suitable to tell someone who they should or shouldn't be?

That's basically the point of this blog. Don't judge someone because of the way they look or not hang around them because your afraid of what other may think of you being with them. If you don't like a person or don't want to be around them make sure it's because of your own opinion and not those of the people around you. That's just my opinion, you can either agree or disagree, I'm not forcing or pushing my views upon anyone. Anyway, I have more writing to do, Dolls. Blog ya later :)

Tyra Banks, The Fag Enabler.

I remember this episode of the Tyra show SOOO vividly. My mom and I were watching it together when this family came on and preached so much hate. We both were getting angrier with every moment that passed by and every word they spoke. It's people like this that I really don't understand and makes me happy that I'm not Christian. I couldn't stand to sit there and see these people representing my religion in such away that spews nothing, but hate. The mom even contradicted her own actions and words when she discussed how so many crimes were committed against them for the things they preached. "I thought this was the, you know, do your own thing generation; tolerance, loving. Where is that? Where is your, where is your diversity?" is exactly what she said. How can you ask a question like that or even let the words flow from your lips as if you're ANY of those things. I don't hate those women; not at all. I feel sorry for them because they live in a world that is thrown into extremes. The bible is already too contradicting, so for them to go to extremes with it, they're basically going to hell with all the rest of the people they're condemning. With people like them we will never have the "do your own thing generation." How can you do your own thing when so many people hate you for it and spew hate at you just because it's different or doesn't go accordingly with "the word of God?" That wasn't even the whole show in that clip. That woman said so many hatefully things. saying they thank God for Katrina, 9/11 and so many other things devastating things that has happened to America.

Everybody judges other people, no matter how much you say you don't, you do. it's the level of judgement that counts. Some of us do it along with our friends or alone in our minds when we see something that we don't particularly like. It's when that judgement leads you to tell someone else, uninvited, what they should or shouldn't be doing that causes a problem because it's not what YOU think is right. We're all different and will never be the same; if we were this would be a very boring world. could you imagine doing the same thing that that everyone else around you did? or liking the same things, wanting the same thing, maybe even living in the same situations? There would be no diversity and that would lead to the most boring life imaginable, at least to me. before you start fighting diversity, think about what that would mean for you. Would you honestly want to live in a world where everything was the same and nothing was different? It's almost the same as having a younger brother or sister doing the exact same things as you. I know when I was younger that annoyed the hell out of me. Even the lady in the vid is a part of diversity. She's an extremist and even though most of us would feel a little better if they weren't around, they feel the same about most of us. I don't mind they're crazy views on how we should live and not be gay(as if it's a choice), what I don't like is how they go around screaming their views at everyone. 

People that follow certain religions need to understand that there is NOT only one religion. There are so many different religions and some people(i.e me) don't even follow a religion. Who's to say which religion is the right one, if any? You telling a person that doesn't even believe in God that he "Hates" them is not going to do a damn thing, but them laugh or make them want to punch you for even speaking. Until God himself speaks to the entire world at one time and says what religion is the right religion, you can't be 100% sure on any of it.

Hopefully I didn't ramble on too much. Later, Dolls!

Let's get an Easy A Right After We See Resident Evil

So this movie "Easy A" looks AMAZING! I stumbled upon it while I was on MTV.com trying to watch a  couple videos. It looks so funny doesn't it? I am like so looking forward to seeing this on September 17th right after I see"Resident Evil" which I have been waiting for since like FOREVER!I love me some Alice(She's a bad bitch) and I'm a fan of ALL the movies and it makes me happy to know that they're finally releasing the new one. The only thing that I'm not too thrilled about is that the movie will be in 3D. You guys know I don't too much like 3D AT ALL! I don't understand why every movie is going 3D all of a sudden, but I hope it stops soon! I think I just might watch all the other "Resident Evil" movies tonight, from the first to the 3rd one. Anyway if you haven't seen the trailer to the new "Resident Evil" movie here it is. Enjoy: 

All I Do Is Win!!!!!

DJ Khaled - New Music - More Music Videos

This video is AMAZING! I'm not too much a fan of the original song, but the Remix is my SHIT! and It's not only because Nicki is in it(who by the way KILLED all the haters with her verse), but Busta Rhymes did his damn thing! I loved him in this. The only person I could have did without is Diddy. I personally, don't like Diddy as a rapper. I only like his songs if there is another artist in it that I like. Anyway, enjoy Nicki Minaj and all her greatness in this video :)

Really? This is What Gets People Mad?

Prudish people REALLY kill me! It's like they don't even think before they bitch. So recently Kendall Jenner had a beautiful photoshoot with a very good photographer. "Why are people bitching about it?" you ask? Well, because she's in a bikini... Yeah lets take a second to think about this. So we see a 14 year old girl on the beach in a bikini and it's perfectly fine, so what changes and makes that bad when that same person does it in a photo? How is that any worse or better? Neither are bad, in my opinion, but obviously people can't handle a girl in a bikini in a picture; it's the end of the fucking world for them.

I would probably understand where these people are coming from, had she been in some lingerie in a playboy kind of pictorial, but she wasn't! It was a FUCKING BIKINI! I think the photos are GORGEOUS and she is looking more and more like her sisters. I just don't understand why people are getting their panties in a bunch over this and i doubt i ever will get it.

And on the topic of Bikinis or Lingerie, this is just like when people were bitching about the Miss America contestants doing a photoshoot in lingerie. They said they were too much for a Miss America pageant contestant. Ummm, What the fuck is the difference between a bikini and lingerie? The people in these pageants have a section specifically for wearing a bikini; and that's somehow different than wearing lingerie? Really? They've said "Lingerie is more private" ummm... No! they damn near look the same except one is for sleeping and the other is for swimming. All the same things are being exposed in both. Where do people gather their logic? maybe it's just that preference thing and if it is, people need to just shut up and deal. If you don't wanna wear lingerie in a photo because it's SOOO much worse than wearing a bikini, don't do it and shut your face. That simple.

Well I'm done bitching lol. Later, Dolls!

YAAAAAAS To the End of Summer School!

So tomorrow is the END OF SUMMER SCHOOL! OMG I am so fucking excited you guys don't even understand what I have been going through! So tomorrow I have a final exam that I'm not to souped about, but I'm sure this Kenny knowledge will kick in lol. I still have no clue as to why I waited until he last available summer course to enroll, but hey, as long as this knocks one class out of my fucking way! This ALSO means I'll be able to pay more attention to my book "Control" and hopefully knock a couple chapters out of the way before the fall school session starts.

I've kind of been pondering this idea for my blog relating to my book. After each chapter I complete and I am ABSOLUTELY in love with, I will post a character bio of the main character(s) that the chapter focuses on mostly. I think It's a great idea because I'm only on chapter 2 and I'm still not in love with chapter 1. I think once I add a couple things to chapter 1 I'll be a happy camper!

Well that's all I came to blog about. I'll see you Dolls later :)

3 Hours is All It Took!

Last night, for the first time EVER in my life, I picked up a curling iron and went to town on my hair! Surprisingly it turned out great, the only problem is... IT TOOK 3 DAMN HOURS! Chile, I doubt you guys will be seeing this look too much on the regular. I did it to see if it would look nice on me because I'm looking for different ways to style my hair for the winter time; can't do it in the summer because it'll just sweat out(no bueno). So maybe you guys will see this on a couple photo shoots or maybe on a VERY special occasion, but I am NOT spending 3 hours on my hair on the regular! I think my blonde piece came out the best. I curled that just before I got to the part of my hair that I usually clip it in. Just thought I should share with you guys how long it took me to do this crap lol, i hope you like it. Later, Dolls!

Let's Talk Cyber Bullying With Jessi Slaughter!

I just found this video online of  a "Good Morning America" episode on cyber bullying. They showed an 11 year old girl named Jessi Slaughter who was being cyber-bullied because of her "Controversial" videos on youtube. You see some clips from the video in the one i have posted above from "Good Morning America." I want to start off by saying that I haven't seen her original videos so i don't know how "Controversial" they actually are, but I doubt it constitute people threatening her life and things of that nature. There are also people saying things like she put her self in that situation because she shouldn't be talking like that and her parents should have taught her better. So what you're saying is that if someone doesn't act accordingly to what society wants them to they should have their life threatened or taken from them?? I understand she's 11, but you need to remember that too! You're sending death threats to an 11 year old girl and more than likely  most of the people doing it are like 18 and up. I'm not defending what she said on youtube, what I'm defending is an 11 year old girls life. People forget that you are not FORCED to watch a video on youtube. If you don't like what the person is saying all you have to do is hit the back button and get off of the video. Why post negative comments to bring someone down? Now you just look like an asshole. The Internet has become something for people to just spew hate from their mouths on social networking sites;it's such a shame.

On the parenting thing... Idk how her parents raised her and I'm not going to pretend I do, but people are saying that they didn't because she wouldn't talk the way she does. We ALL act however we want regardless as to how our parents raised us. some of us choose to do as they say and some of become individuals and do what we want. My parents didn't raise me to be gay, but I am so don't put all the blame on peoples parents and don't put the blame on celebrities either. and by what your saying with the whole it's her fault thing, you're parents must have not raised you either for speaking of an 11 year old girl in such a way. Mostly all of us accept and love a celebrity that is outspoken, but when it comes to normal people that aren't particularly famous, we attack them. Why? Maybe she shouldn't have been speaking in such a foul way, maybe she shouldn't have  been doing a lot of things that she may or may have not done, but she's a kid and will make mistakes just like all of us, and for you guys to be that much older than her and supposedly have a functioning brain, you should be ashamed of how you spoke about this kid. What if that was your child? Regardless if your kid spoke the same way as Jessi did, but if they were receiving death threats for being different from the norm? That's what I try to do in situations like this. Imagine if the person was your child, sister, mom, aunt, cousin, or anyone in general that you hold close to your heart and understand the situation from that point of view. If you wouldn't attack or talk badly about them in the same way you shouldn't speak to others that way. That's just my opinion.

We're all humans and we all make mistakes, but attacking each other for those mistakes is not a good look. One of the only things I like in the bible is that whole "Let thou without sin cast the first stone" quote. Unless you're perfect you can't attack someone with such ferocity and hate in your heart. I'm not perfect either, none of us are, but I'm on a rode to enlightenment, peace, love and tranquility and I just don't like seeing people be attacked in such a way. some people can't take being bullied because sometimes those people take their own lives because of it. when you push someone to that point I pretty much loose all respect for you. Anyway, I'm done with this post, I hope I got my point across. I'm about to go do some meditation before I slap a bitch. LOL Later, Dolls!

Awww, Lady Gaga :)

I love when the news FINALLY shows things like this, not only of my favorite celebs, but of ALL celebs. People focus so much on celebs and things they consider bad so they can hate them and say bad things about them. Not all celebs sit around and just use their money on themselves. Some actually get into charity and helping out others. This video is a vid of Lady Gaga giving a back stage VIP pass to the family of a young girl that was born with cerebral palsy. The pics they took warm my heart. I love the GAGA!

Late Night Date!

Well idk if you can really consider what I just did a date. I just started talking to this guy I met today and we met up about an hour ago and were just talking and hanging out with each other, you know, getting to know one another; there was no sex I promise lol. I really enjoyed it, he's cool, down to earth, and lets not forget sexy. I don't know why I'm blogging about it because I have a bad time with things when I announce them too early. I think I'm jinxing myself, but I just wanted to would that be considered a date? there was no going out to eat, it was just he and I talking about stuff. I liked it a lot, but I'm just asking if that's considered a date. Not that it really matters. I'm not one of those people that HAS to go out eating or some extravagant thing in order to consider it a date. my ideal date would be to go mini golfing and/or to a batting cage so we can actually talk and have fun. I don't like going to the movies because we don't talk we just sit there and watch the damn movie; however I would like to watch a movie in the house, cuddled up with a guy. See, I'm a very simple person. some people get the wrong idea abut me based off of my appearance and some of the things I say. I don't like having 1 night stands, I don't like sex on the first day, I don't like going out to eat as a first date, I'm not high maintenance AT ALL! I'm just... Kenny.

OH, and let me tell you guys what the fuck I heard as I was going to meet the guy. The guy doesn't live that far from me, so I walked down the street to see him. While I was walking, I heard a lady speaking loudly so I'm looking around trying to figure out where the hell it's coming from. The closer I get the more I could understand what the words the lady was saying. THEN when I got by the house I heard "Oh yeah, Spank that ass" and "you like this fat culo?" My eyes got so big!!!! No these people were NOT fucking with the window open and no she was NOT being that loud! LMAO I guess she really had no shame; I ain't mad at her. oh and F.Y.I "culo" means "ass" in Spanish, just in case you didn't know.

Now I'm gonna get to the school work I was supposed to do YESTERDAY! lol Later, Dolls!

Movie Review: Salt

You wanna know who Salt is? Salt is a bad bitch that you do NOT want to fuck with!!!! So I'm back to making my movie reviews as well and what better to start it off with than "Salt?" Just released Friday(July 23). I LOVED this movie! Just the type of action packed goodness that Angelina is PERFECT for. I knew that the part was meant for a guy, but I had no idea that it was actually meant for Tom Cruise! Angelina is a bad bitch if she can get roles to change to THAT degree!

Ok, so on to the movie. The movie opens up with an amazing scene that makes me love her all the more because she does NOT mind getting ugly in a movie. A lot of actresses won't even allow the make up people let them look messy when they're portraying a birthing scene. As the movie goes on you see her working for the C.I.A. until a certain "walk in", as they call them, comes and stirs up some shit(which you saw in the previews). She goes through a tough section of the movie trying to escape the cops and her fellow C.I.A. partners, still saying that she was framed. The stunts in this movie are AWESOME! Another reason that I love her is that she does a lot of her own stunts which I think is just marvelous. As the movie goes on you're like drawn into hopping she proves her innocents, but then you are thrown for a COMPLETE loop! AND LATER ANOTHER! This post maybe a bit all over the place, but that's because I'm trying my hardest not to tell you guys every detail about this movie like I really want to lol. I'm the type of person that will tell you everything!

I HIGHLY recommend this movie. Not only because the stunningly beautiful and amazing actress, Angelina Jolie, is in it, but because the entire plot of the movie is brilliant! make sure you're prepared to be VERY confused when you go see it because I was so confused at certain points, but in a good way. Not a "What the fuck are they talking about" way. Go see the movie NOW and find out who Salt really is!

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