He LITERALLY Fucked Himself!!!!!

I was making my rounds tonight surfing porn(because i was horny, duh) when i came across this vid on Xtube of a guy LITERALLY fucking himself. i was so mystified that i had to watch the whole thing. i honestly did NOT know that someone had the ability to fuck them self. i know some people have dicks long enough to reach back there when it's soft, but i would imagine it being a little bit harder to do when your dick is hard. I mean, he fucked him self long enough to bust a nut AND he fucked himself raw. idk, I'm just so confused right now, i feel like he had to have hurt himself in some way. i would PAY to sit down and ask him about all this. I guess he REALLY doesn't need a man to make him happy LOL. if you wanna see the vid look below. this is part 3 in a 3 part video thing he was doing. didn't feel like posting all 3 :)

Pet Peeve #1: Showing Up Unannounced!

Let's have a quick talk about people showing up to your home TOTALLY unannounced. that is one of my BIGGEST Pet Peeves!

OK, so today i woke up around 2 P.M(don't say anything lol) and got in the shower. when i got out i heard voices and thought someone was in my house watching T.V, but then i heard the door bell ring. of course i didn't go to the door right away i had to dry off an put something on real quick. but before i got to the door i recognized the voice i was hearing. it was a friend of mine with one of his friends. i INSTANTLY got upset because he didn't call, send a smoke signal or anything to let me know his ass was coming over. and on top of that, with someone else. I don't know that bitch lol.

So I'm sitting there thinking "What should i do? i don't wanna go cuss him out...". so what i did was just let him sit there and think no one was home. a couple mins later his friend was like "I don't think anyone is home" then he said "I don't either". after that the girl said something about having to leave and he said that he was gonna stay a lil longer just in case im on my way home. I got even angrier. WHO THE HELL DOES THAT? if no one is home take yo ass on somewhere.

After about 10 mins of him just sitting outside i called my mom to ask where she was and she said she was almost home so i told her when she sees my friend to tell him that I am NOT home and that I'm at my friends house way in Mesa. i thought that he'd think about how far Mesa is away and not sit around waiting anymore, but he decided to text from my moms phone asking when i would be home. so i just sent a text back telling him that i was gonna be gone all weekend.

I know most of you probably think I'm a lying, rude ass, bitch of a friend but i am NOT. haha, i just can't stand people showing up to my house unannounced. it makes me not even want to be bothered with you. i actually get it from my mom so blame her lol.

Tel me what you guys think, do you agree with me or do you think i was wrong for not wanting to see him. Let me know, Dolls!

So You Wanna Quote The Bible?

Disclaimer: Before i get into this blog i want to make it well known that i believe in God and that Jesus is my Savior. But i do NOT believe in the bible. i can't believe in a book that condemns me for being something i didn't choose to be.

Now on to this blog.

I was reading up on some gay issues at The www.Advocate.com when i came across a story on how this new girl that's running in the "Miss Beverly Hills" beauty pageant. anyway I'm gonna cut to the chase. she came out talking about her opposition to same sex marriage. she quoted the book of Leviticus’s, saying to "Put to death" any man who "lies with mankind as he would lie with a woman". after reading this i was just SOOOO furious because i am so sick of these fucking bible beaters running around using the bible as a weapon and a from of validation to use their hate speech.

first of all, not everyone believes in God so you're messing up other people's life because of YOUR beliefs? what you believe has nothing to do with someone else if they don't share that same belief. and you running around preaching about how the bible says this and that, isn't going to change them.

and WHY are these people so stuck on what the bible says about gay people? the bible says a lot of things. like Leviticus 20:10-12, saying that people who eat fish/shellfish are to be condemned. Or Deuteronomy 22:13-21, where it clearly states that women who aren't virgins on their wedding night should be stoned to death. I have YET to see these bible beaters standing in front of Red Lobster preaching what the bible says. nor do i see them standing around at weddings of women who aren't virgins throwing stones at them. I mean, it was made one of the 10 Commandments to NOT kill, YET, it said very clearly that gay people should be "put to death". WTF is that?

If you're gonna preach one thing in the bible you should preach them all. if you can't do that, then sit in a fucking corner and shut your damn face!

It is so annoying to constantly hear these people trying to push their beliefs on to others. everyone does not have the same belief system and for that you should not be able to protest against something like same sex marriage because of your personal beliefs on the topic. especially if it has to do with religion.

ok i can go on for days right now. I'm really upset so I'm gonna just stop typing and go do something else.

Later, Dolls!

Let's Talk About Dating! :)

On Wednesday, I went on a date with this guy. it was pretty much the first REAL date that I've ever been on. I mean, I've gone out with guys, but it was always stupid stuff like movies or some other thing where we didn't actually get to talk and get to know each other. how many of us have really gone on DATES like that? i don't consider going to a movie, or going to your/my house and just messing around. That's all that's really happening now in our generation. no one is really trying to get to know each other before they hop into a relationship(or to have sex, for that matter). I'm not trying to knock anyone that sleeps around because i know how ya feel. if you're not trying to get into a relationship just now, or want to date around a sort out your options most of the time all you're gonna be doing is fucking around. Sex is awesome and that's that... oops, I've seem to have lost my point lol. what i was getting at is, if you're REALLY looking for a long term relationship, you should get to know the guy/girl first. go on real dates and talk, go out to eat, play mini golf... ok, the last one isn't a must but it's something i really wanna do hahaha. basically what I'm saying is to go places where you have to interact and talk, as long as they're fun.

going slow is better than jumping in and finding out that the guy/girl annoys you to no end. all of my relationships were quick. i met them, got with them, they cheated, we broke up. except for 2 people. when i was 15 i cheated on this one guy and that's why we ended. and my last relationship lasted for 2 years. and we broke up in December 2009. he was just playing too many damn games and i didn't like it. now that's I'm 20, i don't really feel like rushing into anything just to end up single again. I'm taking my time and sorting through my options HOPEFULLY i find someone that i really like and isn't a complete douche! ahaha i actually like the guy i went out with, so wish me luck and lets hope that I have more future dates with him :)

ok, I'm tired of typing so I'm about to cut this blog short.

Later, Dolls!

Model of the Week: Vaughn Robinson

Ok so I've decided, with the help of my friend, to start doing Model of the Week instead of Model of the day. It's easier for me but some of my friends have told me it's actually a BETTER idea.

Anyway, the first person to start of Model of the Week is a friend of mine on Twitter(@VaughnDutch). He's not really a model, but he's sexy enough to be one, in my opinion lol.

P.S
I know I usually use 5 pictures, but you can see his package in the 6th pic and iLike. HAHA. Later, Dolls!

Her Voice Gives Me Chills!!

I can watch this video over and OVER again. Beyonce killed this performance at the Super Bowl. she sang the HELL outa the National Anthem. and anyone with a brain and a set of eyes can see that she wasn't lip syncing.

Go ahead and get 'em, B!

Happy Birthday to My Mom!!

(The only reason im not using a picture of my mom is becauyse she has YET to take a new picture with/for me.)

Ok so today is my Mom's birth day. I've been thinking about how much she has done for me and how I just want this whole day to be a good one for her. I know not a lot of people have a good relationship with their mothers, which is why I am so happy to have my mom. She is my rock. I can tell her anything and be open and loving with her. I know that no matter what she will be there for me and love me unconditionally. Through out my many mistakes, she has been there helping me get my self together. she has done so much for me and I want to do everything for her today. I love you mommy! I promise today is all about you... But tomorrow it's back to me! LOL j/k

I love you mom! :-)

Naked Butt NOT Revealing!!!

A couple days ago my friend posted as her display photo on Twitter(Pic on the left, above). when i saw it i fell in LOVE. Yes, the picture is sexy, but that's not why i love it so much. i love it because it just the most AMAZING photo i have seen in a very long time. the sexuality of it is very much their but she isn't showing much at all. she's nude, but it's not a picture you look at and say "She must be a hoe". and the Heart on her butt is a HUGE sign(to me at least) that tell people "you don't like it? Kiss my ass!". idk if that's why she put it there, but that's just what i think.

i went to her blog(www.ichicabloggg.blogspot.com) and saw her post called "Naked butt NOT revealing" and she had that same picture posted with one of my favorite Marilyn Monroe quotes posted under it "The body was meant to be seen, not all covered up.". and this what followed:

"This is a quote i really love. A lot of people have a problem with this picture I posted , but this is one of my favorites. When i took this picture my intentions weren't to please anybody but myself. I took it because its what i wanted to do. Believe it or not i started off fully dressed but i realized how comfortable i was with myself & my body and i wanted to go nude. So here i am naked , happy and sexy :) . If you got it flaunt it because everyone who has a problem is probably mad cuz they can't do the same ;D."

I loved what she said as well. y'all should know by now that Kenny K. Royal LOVES his body and will show it whenever he damn well chooses, no matter who agrees or disagrees. if you don't like it, don't look! I don't understand why people are so damn prudish. sex and showing your sexuality is so taboo today. why is it that being comfortable with ones self is all of a sudden a bad thing? whether you're showing you're entire body nude, or your more reserved and covering some parts, IT'S YOUR BODY for you to do WHATEVER you want with. just like i don't judge people for not wanting to show their body, i don't wanna be judged for choosing to show mine. like i said, if you don't like it don't look and don't show your body, but DO NOT make me seem like a bad person for doing so.

Later, Dolls!

LEAVE TIGER ALONE!

If you didn't notice, the title of this blog was a joke. I took the infamous cry of "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE" and switched "Britney" with "Tiger". yeah, not so funny when i have to explain it so i hope you guys got it already. lol

Any who, Tiger did his lil Press conference today to publicise his apology. And, as to be expected, everyone and their mother had something to say about his apology. this blog isn't my trying to put my 2 cents(more like 20 dollars) in. I just wanna know why everyone feels like he owes US an apology? i heard people saying "I still don't for give him", WTF? he didn't cheat on you, bitch! the only person who deserves an apology from him is his wife! and she obviously said that his REAL apology to her will not come from his words, but from his actions in the future. So really, he didn't even have to do this whole public apology bull! so how about everyone just have a seat and stop getting your panties all twisted. whether or not his apology was sincere or not doesn't make a difference. His wife doesn't care about the words so neither should we. so everyone just shut your face and let that man live his life!

Oh and some of his other women were complaining that they deserve an apology from him. when i heard that do you know how hard i laughed? they don't deserve SHIT, in my opinion! you knew he was married and still decided to go through with his affair. it taks to people to pull off an affair! so shut the hell up and deal.

If you have 13 mins to spare and haven't seen the apology, below is the video. Enjoy!

Movie Review: Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief

OK, so yesterday i saw "Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief". I really liked the movie. idk if it's because I'm really into Greek Mythology and all that, or if the movie ACTUALLY was good lol. My mom liked it so i guess it was ok to more than just me. My friend tweeted me after I bought the tickets and said that the movie was boring, but i really didn't think so. the one thing that bugged me were the special effects. they weren't HORRIBLE, but they could've been much better. anyway, the movie was about the son of Poseidon(The God of the Sea), Percy Jackson. it showed his adventure of, first, finding out he was a Demi-God(half God and half human), then shortly after finding that out he had to find away to rescue his mom because Hades(Brother of Zeus and Poseidon and lord of the dead and the underworld) kidnapped her. i don't wanna say too much more in fear of giving away the movie, But overall i give it 6 1/2 - 7 out of 10. i enjoyed the movie, but there were things in the movie that bugged me. Like how Hades dog didn't have 3 heads, as it's supposed to. they just gave him 3 dogs(WTF). And for some reason they made Medusa act like she's blind. in the stories I've read, Medusa is NOT blind. lol idk i feel like i'm rambling because i doubt any of you know what I'm talkin about lol. anywho, i think the movie is good. Go see it!

Model of the Day: Zzurek Jerron

Tyra Talk: Weed Smoking Soccer Moms!?

Today's episode of Tyra talked about how some moms smoke weed or use marijuana in some way while they're around their kids or doing certain activities with them. There was a panel of moms. On one side were the parent s who used marijuana and found nothing wrong with it. On the other side were moms who don't approve of it in any way, shape or form.

The moms who used marijuana justified their actions by saying "it's not as bad as alcohol" and that they don't get super high. They use to take a little of the edge off. They also said that it helps them participate more in some activities with their kids. The parents who didn't approve were NOT having all that crazy talk, lol. They were pretty much just bringing up very good reasons on how its a bad influence on your children and doing drugs is never good no matter what. One lady even had a medical marijuana card! I didn't even know those existed. But she used that as one of her defenses saying, she doesn't use it ilegally.

Honestly I agree with the side that doesn't approve of it. I also don't approve of those ladies trying to tell someone how to run their life. I mean obviously their lives aren't too fucked. And while I wouldn't want them doing it if they were with me, their life isn't mine. So if they wanna do it, I say let them. As long as they're not hurting anyone it's fine to me.

What do you guys think? Let me know :)

Happy Valentines Day, Dolls!

I hope everyone has a very happy Valenties Day. if you have a boo or not this day can be really good. i love seeing couples be happy. i wish i had someone to share the day with, but im not gonna be all sad and depressed about it, im gonna find something to do lol. have a good one guys :)

Mariah Carey ft. Nicki Minaj: Up Out My Face

I love this video and the song. i LOVE IT lol

This Is Fuckin Funny

I saw this vid last night and had to post this shit. The girl was runnin her mouth and talkin all that shit and in the end got her ass whooped. i couldnt do shit but laugh at her. she got what the fuck she deserved.

Tyra Talk: Shave Your Head Friends, Sisters and Brothers!

I know I haven't done a "Tyra Talk" blog in a while, but that's because her new episodes haven't started until this week. I didn't ado any post before because I was lazy lol.

ANYWAY, how many of us have those friends that will let you go out looking a HOT ASS MESS just so they can look better? Well that's what Tyra's show was about today. I've had a couple of those friends in my life, but that was when I was younger. I wouldn't fuck with a person like that now. I honestly wouldn't even consider that a friend. Why would I call you my friend if you're trying to gain attention from people by making me look bad? And I DEFINITELY wouldn't deal with my sister or brother makin me look like a fool for their benefit!

I don't understand why you would want me looking a mess if I go out with you. If I go out with my friend and they look a hot mess, I am going to tell them. You're not going anywhere with me lookin like boo boo the fool! Anyway, what do you guys think about this? Have you had or do you have a Shave your head Friend, Sister or brother?

Beyonce + Nicki Minaj = Kenny's Happy

O.K so i was just livin my life on Twitter(as usual) and cam across a tweet about this remix that nicki Minaj jad done with Beyonce's song "Single Ladies(Put A Ring On It). i went to Youtube to look it up and listen and OMFG was i amazed! Nicki has 2 verses and they are BOTH hot! and the from there i saw a remix to "Sweet Dreams" that i remember my brother telling me about. it had Nicki Minaj AND Lil Wayne in it. and YES, that song was amazing too! Both remix's made me happy! lol Listen and judge for yourself! i think they're really good


Single Ladies(Put A Ring On It) Remix:






Sweet Dreams Remix:

Music.Lust.Odyssey, Pt. 6

(O.K i know i haven't been posting this story the way i should be but it's only 3 more parts so let me knock em out. here's part 6. be happy and hush. LOL)

The weather provided for a great outdoor occasion. It was a Saturday, fairly warm in Los Angeles. Lloyd had been in and out of interviews and television stations with Yung Berg for the past three days. They were in a very good place with one another developmentally. Currently, they both were due to the red carpet for an award ceremony at which the two were nominated individually.

With about 50 feet between himself and his partner, Lloyd stopped for a moment to take pictures. After about 15 flashes, his attention turned to an interviewer, who also happened to be one of his friends. “Hey hun, so tell me, back when you were first releasing this album did you expect it to generate this much success?” she asked quizzically, with a smile. “Well you know, I was kind of experimenting a little more. You know, trying something somewhat out of the box for myself. I didn’t wanna stray too far from my comfort zone and what I’m used to. But, people seem to appreciate it and at the end of the day if I love it and they enjoy it that’s all I’m going for,” he replied. “OK that’s good to hear. You just celebrated your birthday not too long ago, right?” “Yea, I definitely did. It was pretty fun; I’m just feeling really blessed at 23 right now,” he said, sporting a genuine smile. “OK, that’s good to hear. Will we be seeing a performance from you this evening?”

“Well I don’t wanna give anything away but I won’t say you won’t” he said in return. “Alrighty then! That sounds good to me. So this should turn out to be a very eventful gathering today. Thanks for chatting with us, honey!” she said. “Anytime, sweetie,” he said as he made his way forward. Yung Berg was out of sight at this point, so he continued on his way down the carpet. It was about another few hours before they found each other again, coincidentally just before Lloyd was up for his performance.

“There you go, boy!” said Yung Berg, placing a hand around his waist as they walked into the dressing room. “Wassup, baby,” said Lloyd. It was his first time addressing him as such, and he liked the sound of it. “I know something you don’t know…” said Yung Berg, grinning mischievously. “What? What happened?” asked Lloyd, struck with curiosity. “Well I’ll save it as a surprise for you,” said Berg. “Well I been liking yo’ surprises lately; I’m not sure if I can wait,” said Lloyd, placing on his silver and gold Chrome Hearts brand frames. “You’ll be ‘iight” said Berg, kissing him once before he turned to leave. Just as he did, one of Lloyd’s bodyguards as well as his personal assistant, Nic entered the room. Nic gave him a nasty look as they passed one another. He was distrustful of him, almost disliking, and it showed. “OK, you on in 10 bruh. Ear piece, mic, essentials waiting for you at the stage. Let’s do it,” he said, gesturing Lloyd toward the door.

Lloyd delivered a stellar performance, to which the crowd was incredibly receptive. So much so, that he even decided to let them have his shirt. After the performance, he returned to his dressing room, with good news awaiting him. His typical entourage of backup dancers, friends, and bodyguards, excitedly delivered him the good news. “You won two awards already! Best Male R&B and Best Collaboration, with Ludacris!” said his manager. He was ecstatic as if it were one of his first awards, and very appreciative. From behind him, Yung Berg grabbed his shoulder and turned him around to give him a reasonably sized black case. “What’s this for?” Lloyd asked, taking it from him to open it. “Well I knew about your winning a li’l ahead of time, so I felt it was only necessary,” Berg replied.

Lloyd opened the box, and inside was a diamond-emblazoned chain. The large, sparkling, diamond and ruby letters spelled “Polite” with a smaller “Baby, You’re A Winner” atop. “Damn, son! I didn’t expect nothin’ like this,” said Lloyd, placing it around his neck, fascinated by the unexpected gift. “Nothin’ major,” said Yung Berg, examining how his young lover looked wearing his new chain. Others in the room generally kept to themselves, gazing upon it occasionally. Other than Nic, who stopped to comment. “That’s a real friend. Bought you something, WOOOW. That musta ran you sum’n nice,” he said speaking sarcastically to Berg but not looking at him. “Nothin’ MAJOR. Just a gift for my hard working best friend” he replied. Nic scoffed under his breath at the comment. “I gotta go knock out this photo shoot. I’ll probably catch you at Mr. Chow later,” Berg said to Lloyd before his departure from the room. Lloyd had a party to attend after the event, and began to change attire accordingly.

After the remainder of the show had concluded, he was soon on his way to the party; at which he didn’t plan on staying very long. It was about 10 PM when he arrived. The club was moderately active, with majority of the crowd being celebrities and associates of. With his bodyguards and close friends nearby, Lloyd took to his table and ordered himself a drink before socializing with whomever brought themselves in his direction. The party was hardly peaking, and it was obvious. A rep for an ad campaign he’d been in talks with took a moment out to speak with him about the business side. “It’s been a moment; but I spoke with your assistant about a week ago about the whole deal we’ve been trying to work out. At this point it’s looking as if we’d have you on about three different photo shoots, and maybe five to seven commercials, since it’s such a big thing and we’d need a lot of material to work with from every artist. If we committed about two weeks to the entire thing, we could probably get this done sooner than expected. I don’t wanna throw too much at you immediately, so how’s this all sound to you?” he finished. “Well I’m definitely in agreement with you for the most part. I’m sure once we get me officially signed on getting it done will be like nothing. I’m just wondering about the timing,” said Lloyd, thinking about how he’d be able to see Yung Berg while working, since he only had the coming week to spare time; since he’d be going overseas soon. “I hate to sound abrasive but with so many other people involved I’m not really sure if too many changes will work. I know you probably have a very demanding schedule right about now,” he responded. “Not necessarily, but—” said Lloyd, cutting his sentence short and wishing he could take it back all together. He knew he’d said too much already. “Well, if this is a social matter I can only wonder how that will work into your professional agenda. I understand we all have personal lives but I think it’s an all-around beneficial opportunity for many of us if you were involved as soon as possible. I mean, it was lucky I even got a hold of you here. I don’t want to make the decision for you, but I just want you to be aware. Your personal endeavors will always be there,” he said. Lloyd wondered how he gathered all that just from ‘Not necessarily’, but nevertheless, he was right. It was a personal matter, and sooner or later he had to realize he couldn’t spend every waking moment with Yung Berg. He didn’t imagine the situation would begin to consume him to the point it threatened his professional life. This worried him slightly. He also couldn’t imagine neglecting his new relationship, for it had become one of his biggest priorities as of late.

In somewhat of a dilemma, he followed his mind. It was hard for him to do, because his heart spoke so loudly. He focused his attention back to the representative and Nic, who’d taken on the conversation himself. “We should go for it. The scheduling won’t be a problem at all,” Lloyd interjected between the two. “Good to hear, I’m sure by Monday morning we can have it all worked out, and no later than Thursday we can get to work. Thanks for speaking with me, by the way,” he said as he got up to leave the table. After he left them, Nic turned to Lloyd, lost and curious. “What’s going on that you need to have so much free time, bruh?” he asked. “Nothin’ really. Just, tired I guess man,” Lloyd lied. “Oh OK. Understandable,” Nic said, though he wanted to say more. He wanted to tell Lloyd how unusual it was for him to not immediately pounce on a deal as big as this. In most cases, he was very business savvy and grabbed an offer by the horns as quickly as possible. However, he left the situation alone and said no more.

More people began to arrive, and the party had just begun to become lively. There was no way he’d be able to make it to Mr. Chow to see Yung Berg, and he hadn’t gotten a call so he figured he would just enjoy himself for the rest of the night. He continuted to drink, speak on occassion with associates and friends, and even made his way onto the dance floor more than once. The atmosphere was most definitely alive and loud. After a long while of laughter and enjoyment, Lloyd’s personal phone rang. The idea of who it might be gave him a jolt to his stomach. Maybe he was wrong and he’d left Berg waiting for nothing. There was only one way to find out. He answered the phone, retreating to an area closer to the entrance, where he wasn’t drastically close to the music. “HELLO?” he said over the still-loud music. “I been tryna call you for the longest, kid. I almost started to think you was avoiding me. Why you been under the radar li’l one?” asked the caller. The voice was too deep to be Berg’s and he didn’t quite recognize it. He lifted the phone from his face to see the contact’s name. “Wayne! What’s good. You know how it be fam, we just get busy from time to time,” said Lloyd. He’d nearly casted aside the whole event that took place at Wayne’s house since he confessed it to Berg, so he wasn’t too nervous or ashamed to be speaking with him. “I’m understanding that. You kinda bailed on me a few nights back. And technically back on ya birthday I did say you owed me a night out. We spent that whole day and night inside. So uh, it’s only right that I get what’s owed to me. Don’t you agree?” said Wayne, suave and mild.

“That sound good to me, dog. If only you were in LA. I’m at this party and I could use a quick exit right about now,” said Lloyd, assuming he was in the clear. “There are perks to being worth millions,” said Wayne. “What you mean?” asked Lloyd. The call ended abruptly. Lloyd immediately assumed Wayne had to be in LA, judging from his last remark. Almost paranoid at the idea of being in the same city with Wayne and Berg together, he even began to consider the idea of Lil Wayne even being at this very party with him at that moment. He had to stay as low-key as possible and wait it out. He was almost 100% sure that he’d be caught if he was to attempt to leave. Being a high-profile singer like he was, catching groupies was a task all too easy. Slowly snaking his way through the crowd, he latched onto the first interesting shorty he passed. She was a good conversation, and the easiest cover up for him at the moment. Once they reached his table, he sat with his back to the crowd and let her begin to chat away. He’d snagged a long-winded one, and he hoped she could go on for quite a while because he had a feeling he’d be sitting there for a long moment.

She proved to be much better than he thought, one full hour had passed. People were beginning to leave but the life hadn’t died in the party. He was sure the coast was clear of any possible Wayne appearance, and yet she still continued on, talking his ear off about just about anything she could. Without a doubt, she could have gone on for at least another day or so but she was useless to him any longer. He located Nic, rounded up his body guards, which were just about the only people left of the group he’d showed up to the party with from the awards. He then prepared to leave. They were headed back to the hotel. Unknown to the rest, he and Yung Berg were staying in the same suite that night, alone. He sort of figured there would be tension when he got there, but nothing he was especially worried about. It was a regularly busy day, so he wasn’t unusually tired as they headed back in the truck. The fact that Wayne hadn’t showed up that night made him wonder even more about what he really meant, if not that. He didn’t burden his mind with it however, because he didn’t feel it was all that important anymore.

3:11 read the time as he walked into the hotel, dead-set on going up to his suite and relaxing for the night. After assuring everyone else that he didn’t require anything else of them, he finally went into his suite and was granted peace and quiet. Yung Berg hadn’t made it in yet, but Lloyd made nothing of it as he undressed to get into bed. Before he knew it, he began to drift off to sleep. Before doing so, he put his phone on its charger and turned the power off as he did so. The last thing he was looking forward to was any unexpected calls while he tried to sleep. It was times like this he wished he could just turn his mind off. When he actually made an attempt to get to sleep, he simply couldn’t. Things kept racing through his mind. Even the most unimportant of things, yet whatever it was, he just couldn’t stop thinking about everything. To distract himself until his body forced him to sleep, he turned on the television. To his relief, it finally worked. After a while of watching TV in silence, he managed to fall asleep.

Though he went to sleep alone, he awoke next to someone. Yung Berg, of course. The first time he woke up, he checked the time before he went back to sleep. It was 12:07 noon. That made for a very abnormal day. He usually was up and out long before 10 AM, but this was one of the few odd days they’d have to themselves. He figured once he finally got up, they could go exercise together and talk. He laid back down with him, and slept for about another hour.

“Baby….. Ladi…. Wake up, bay,” said Yung Berg quietly in his ear. It was now well into 1 PM, and it was a wonder that no one had come to the room to wake Lloyd up by now. Lloyd sat upright with Berg, at the end of the bed. Lloyd smiled coyly as their eyes met, once he’d fully awoken and adjusted. Yung Berg kissed him before he spoke again. “You the only person I know that don’t wake up with morning breath,” he said. “Wish I could say the same, but damn baby,” said Lloyd, laughing. “Funny. But look, are you needed today?” asked Berg.

“How come?”

“Because I wanted to plan my day around you today,”

“Not really. What you had in mind? I kind of wanted to exercise today, ‘cuz you know I haven’t been putting in enough hours with Steve lately,” said Lloyd referring to his trainer. “Bet! You can do that. I want to take you lunch afterwards tho’,” said Berg.

“OK, but I get to pick the place, right?”

“Of course,”

“Cool, then as soon as I get done we can do that,” said Lloyd.

“In the meantime, I got a little shopping to do, and I also have to meet with my publicist at 2:30,” said Berg. They proceeded to get themselves fresh and ready. Lloyd left to the hotel’s gym as Berg left the hotel to handle his business. Lloyd took a moment to check up on everyone else, since they hadn’t contacted him yet. He called Nic, who answered immediately. “Hey what’s going on. I thought you all would have been came for me by now,” said Lloyd. “Nah, we just wanted to let you do you, get some rest or whatever you needed. But I’ll make a note of it for next time,” Nic responded.

“No, thats not necessary. I was just wondering, but yea, that was uh… thoughtful. Thanks,”

“No problem. So just let us know if you need anything, and other than that you’re basically clear until The View tomorrow. So yea, i’ll be available,”

“Alright, I’ll touch bases with you a li’l later Nic,”

“Cool,”

“One”

Lloyd hung up the phone and began his workout. He pushed hard, as he always did. It was incredibly invigorating and stress-relieving for him. The gym was mostly empty, other than him and a few others. They kept to themselves, which made it much easier for him to focus on himself. After about two hours on machine after machine, he finally concluded his exercise tangent. He’d built up a sweat, and left for his suite to take a shower.

He entered his room, in a very good mood looking forward to a a shower and a calm afternoon with Yung Berg. He took off his shirt on the way to the bathroom, but his shower plans came to a screeching halt as he did so. There on his bed, sat Lil Wayne, browsing through his phone. “Just the li’l dude I been waiting for,” he said as he got up from the bed to shake his hand. Lloyd was shocked, wondering how he got in and what he even came for.

“Wassup?” Wayne said, shaking his hand and patting him on his back. Lloyd was quite perplexed, but played it off immediately. “How you get in man?” he asked.

“I mean, it is me after all. I know who you roll with. If I didn’t know better I might think you ain’t wanna see me,”

“Naw, nothin’ like that. Just surprised,”

“So it look like I might have been interrupting you in the middle of somethin’. But if it’s all the same to you, I think I might be feeling a like a shower right about now too,”

“You know I would, but I’m kind of in a rush,”

“To be where? Ya boy said you ain’t gon’ be too busy today. The door locked, we alone. You ain’t gotta be afraid, li’l one,”

‘Nic need to learn to shut his damn mouth’ Lloyd thought to himself

“Truth be told, I’m just tired,” Lloyd lied again, trying desperately to avoid him.

“Then let me put you to bed,” said Wayne, laughing slightly afterward.

‘This nigga is not leaving,’ Lloyd thought again.

“Ok that sounds good. Right when I hop out this shower, it’s me and you,”

Wayne tried to kiss him. For a split second, he almost pulled his face away. However he caught himself and accepted the kiss.

He stepped into the bathroom alone and locked the door behind him.

“Shit!” he whispered. He leaned against the door, wondering how to get himself out of this potentially disastrous situation. A million question began to fly through his mind. At this point all he wanted was to just disappear and make this whole thing go away. Leaving was out of the option, because he’d promised he’d be there when Berg returned, and was sure that Wayne would keep him out well into the night if they did leave. He got into the shower, hoping that he would be gone from the room by the time he was done. He knew that wouldn’t happen…

Even after he was done, he stayed in the bathroom and let the shower run for an additional 10 minutes, practically screaming out for a last minute miracle. He also worried that if he wasted too much time, Berg would return. He opened the door, dressed in his wife beater and a pair of light jogging pants.

“So you fresh for me?” asked Wayne, sitting on the bed again.

“Yeah, somethin’ like that,” Lloyd said grabbing his phone to procrastinate.

Just then, to both of their surprise, in walked Yung Berg.

“Ladi?” he said, taken aback by Wayne’ s presence.

“Chris!” exclaimed Lloyd.

“Wayne!?” said Berg.

“Berg?” said Wayne.

“OK, now that we all know who we are…” said Berg, placing his bag on a table.

“What’s going on, li’l dude. I came by to–” Wayne stopped mid-sentence as he witnessed Yung Berg grab a hold of Lloyd and kiss him immediately.

“Chris!?” said Lloyd, almost forgetting that he’d told him about what happened with Wayne. “Yo, what was that?” Wayne asked.

“Fuck you mean? A kiss, maybe?” Berg retorted.

“Nigga I mean why did you do it?” Wayne said.

“Maybe ‘cuz that’s my nigga. Why the fuck do you care? Nigga you know what’s up,” said Berg, apparently referencing the incident.

“Apparently I don’t. You got somethin’ you haven’t told me?” said Wayne, now talking to Lloyd.

Lloyd kept an extremely straight face and manner, but was completely frozen in fear. He dismissed his scared emotion, and had to talk his way out of this situation.

“No. Nothin’ I feel you should know,” he said.

“Oh, so here I am thinkin’ I’m helpin’ yo ass, ‘cuz you don’t know what the fuck you doin’ or what the fuck you wanna be; all the while you just tryna fuck any nigga you can?” Wayne shot back at him.

“Hold up, I think it’s a lot that ain’t been said and ain’t being said right now. And i’m tired of it. I need some clarity right about now, or shit’s about to get hectic,” said Berg, growing upset.

Lloyd had a lot of explaining to do in a very short period of time, and if he didn’t start soon, things were bound to hit an explosive peak.

“Watch yo’ tone, kid!” spat Wayne.

“Watch yo’ back, nigga!” said Berg.

Things were taking a turn for the worst, and it would only get worse before it got better….

Kenny Approves of Nicki Minaj :)

I was HIGHLY unamused when Nicki Minaj first hit the scene, not because i thought her rap skills were bad, but because she seemed so much like a bootleg lil Kim to me. the more i hear her tho, the more i like her. she is actually a good rapper. i still see a lot of similarities between the two, but hey, what am i gonna do? lol. i am in LOVE with her song "Itty Bitty Piggy". The title might sound silly, but she kills the song in my opinion! the one problem i am REALLY having with Nicki Minaj really isn't even with her, it's with these girls(and sometimes guys) bitin her style. since when was that cute? and NO ONE that i have seen looks right stealing her style. it's like they all try and i personally think they look a damn fool. but wtfe i have shit to do so I'm ending this blog post. just know Kenny approves of Nicki Minaj! lol

Later, Dolls!

Florida's Gay Adoption ruling coming VERY Soon!

Well apparently, Gay residents in Florida are getting ready for a court ruling on the state’s gay adoption ban that is expected to arrive on a Wednesday in the near future.

The U.S. court of appeals for the third circuit in Miami will rule on whether the gay adoption ban is constitutional. The case involves Martin Gill, a flight attendant who wants to adopt the two foster children he and his partner have been raising for the past five years.

According to the Orlando Sentinel, the court releases its rulings on Wednesdays between 10:30 and 10:45 a.m. on its website.

Florida is the only state with an outright gay adoption ban, which the Florida legislature passed in 1977. Same-sex couples are allowed to be foster parents.

The case is predicted to reach the Florida supreme court no matter how the appeals court rules.

I don't understand why this is such a problem! are people afraid that gay people wont teach their kids to hate and to understand that everyone is different? they can't think that kids will be turned gay because of having gay parents because that is the most untrue thing in the world. If your sexual orientation was based on the that of your parents, damn near NO ONE would be gay. i know for one that i wouldn't be. ugh, I'm getting annoyed with these dumb asses!